The hotel is rather nice with expansive rooms and humongous bathrooms and spa baths, well the suites we had are.
Whilst the rooms are nicely appointed the carpet is from a 70’s casino...
The hotel is in an excellent location right opposite the Sun World park with its ultra impressive cable car et al. The breakfast buffet is, as buffets go, same same.
The food is plentiful and there are eggs to order, but the food kept in bay maries is cold, but nice enough. One thing I don’t get, and never do, is why they serve frozen, rock solid frozen butter....???
We used the pool, which is nice enough, however it is extremely dangerously slippery around the perimeter when wet. Ergo it is always wet so always slippery and always extremely dangerous.....be wary.
Now here we go, we had a ‘massage and spa’ treatment, in the hotel, and it was, without a shadow of a doubt, the very worst ‘massage’ we have ever, ever had. I was getting burnt alive in a steam room for almost 15 minutes then told to scrub clean in a cold shower, not too bad, I don’t mind that, but when it came to the ‘massage’ component, wellllll.
The lady proceeded to give me Chinese burns up and down my arms ad try and pull the hair out of my legs, with her hands alone. Worse still, I have a large and painful bruise on my thigh, an easily visible one, and she kept smashing her hammer like fists into it, even after repeatedly telling her no.....
It is abundantly obvious these girls have had absolutely no formal masseuse training, at all, not way at all, furthermore, not sure if this ‘massage’ was designed for people who are looking for a different ‘ending’, the girls working there closely resemble and remind me of a special Seinfeld episode, number 23 titled The Pilot Part 1, but regardless, worst ever massage and certainly do not recommend....!!!
But we do recommend the Muong Thanh.